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The Novel formerly known as
"Vectored by Thrips"
(aka "Quite a Year for Plums")
Tomato
spotted wilt virus and the thrips that vector it have had tremendous
impact on agriculture in the Southeastern U.S., as well as the
rest of the world. Now, TSWV is a major character in the new novel
by South Georgia teacher, gardener, poultry enthusiast, miner of
irony, banjo player, NPR commentator and writer, Bailey White.
Ms. White's book, "Quite a Year for Plums," originally
was titled "Vectored by Thrips," and uses this amazing
pathosystem extensively in its wonderfully humorous meanderings
down the highways and dirt roads, through the swamps, camellia
gardens, heartbreaks, research plots, and peanut fields of South
Georgia.
Plant Pathologist, Dr. Roger Meadows is a fictitious
character. He is, nonetheless, a real person, in the same sense
that Mayberry is a real place. I know him well, and he is a friend
of mine, just as Barney Fife, Jo Beth Siddons and Joe Leaphorn
are friends of mine. Dr. Meadows travels the highways and back
roads and trudges the peanut fields of South Georgia, doing research
on, among other things, thrips and tomato spotted wilt virus on
peanuts. He works hard, both in his field research and in his extension
education programs. Dr. Meadows represents the heart of S.W.E.A.T.,
and works hard as part of an interdisciplinary team that operates
on the premise that it is amazing what you can accomplish if you
don't care who gets the credit. Dr. Meadows knows full well how
it feels to spend the day "stooped in the peanut field, steeped
in sweat." He has learned, as have the rest of us who have spent
many a July day in Attapulgus placing colored flags beside peanut
plants with tomato spotted wilt virus, that putting a plastic bag
filled with crushed ice in your hat can help make that hot tedious
field work bearable. Dr. Meadows is not a stickler for titles and
prefixes and prefers to be called "Roger," even though he had come
back from that university in North Carolina, bald headed and with
a Ph.D. He is a stickler, however, for the correct spelling and
pronunciation of "Thrips." "Thrips" is both singular and plural.
There is no such thing as a "thrip." I'll bet that analysis of
his handwriting would come back "good natured, strong, fleet and
wise."
We are introduced to Roger in the first chapter of the brand new
Bailey White book, "Quite a Year for Plums." In that first chapter,
Roger's picture appears on the cover of "Agrisearch." Chances are
that Sigrid Sanders did the story on him, and Chuck Moore took
his picture. They were originally going to photograph Red Wattle
hogs in Sam Martin's automatic feeder pens, but they couldn't get
the doors to open.... Originally, the book was to have been titled "Vectored
by Thrips" (Thrips with an "s") and I think should have remained
that. There is still a chapter of the book with that title, and
I think we should refer to the book as "The Book Formerly Known
as Vectored by Thrips," although I fear that you'll have to use "Quite
a Year for Plums" to find it at the bookstore or the library. Roger
plays the banjo and grows roses and has his Grandmother's night
blooming cereus on his back porch.
"The Book Formerly Known as Vectored by Thrips" by Bailey White,
and published by Knopf, has references to The University of Georgia
and "Agrisearch" and plant pathology and spotted wilt and thrips
and roses and camellias, so it is a lot of fun for those of us
who are affiliated with those institutions, but it is about much
much more than Roger and plant pathology and the Irish Potato Famine
and General Electric Fans from 1914.... It is about life and friends
and heartbreak and the humor of every day irony, and "the anvil
of experience" and old breeds of chickens and ornithology and falling
in love with someone you've never met at the dumpster.... you just
like the way she throws things away. Speaking of experience....
you have not lived until you've fished a dead broad headed skink
out of the peanut oil that you fried fish in the night before....
That's about all I'll say about the book right now, except to say
that it is a wonderful piece that is guaranteed to bring a chuckle
and warm your heart. This is Bailey White's first novel, and one
of the first novels about a plant pathologist that I know of anywhere.
I think it is pretty safe to say that it is THE first novel that
deals with tospoviruses. In fact, for many of the readers, I will
bet this will be the first realization that there actually is such
a "field" as Plant Pathology. In the words of Barney Fife, "This
is BIG! REAL BIG! AW BIG AIN'T THE WORD FOR IT! BIG!" Shazaam!
This batch of "connected stories" takes you on a delightful
and... and... and....educational journey through the swamps,
camellia gardens, peanut fields, public garbage dumpsters
and irony mines of South Georgia. It is as fragrant as the
Madame Isaac Pierre, tasty as a Vidalia Onion sandwich, and
as alive and spry as banjo music played with all five fingers.
You'll feel the heat of the Georgia sun, and you'll learn
to spell "Attapulgus," "oscillate" and "thrips with an s." You
should be warned that after reading this book, you undoubtedly
will be hopelessly and incurably addicted to Vidalia Onion
sandwiches, and will have uncontrollable urges to raise your
very own (and nobody elst-es) Dominecker (sic) chickens.
What's more, never again will you be able to ignore a public
dumpster when you pass one by.
Note from Albert K. Culbreath,
Plant Pathologist and Professor:
If you have questions about any of the pathological
topics addressed in The Book Formerly Known as Vectored
By Thrips (aka "Quite a Year for Plums"), especially
those dealing with thrips and tomato spotted wilt
virus, I will be happy to try to answer them ...
or pass them along to Roger. Drop me an email or
give me a call at (229) 386-3370.
I hope you enjoy this fun diversion from the
serious reality of spotted wilt in peanuts.
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"There's something peaceful about watching a flock
of chickens pick through garbage." Eula
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